Have you realized that your age is the number of...
majin-k: ashlyndiane: i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life … I’ve never thought about it that way before. … Neat!
deathtosquishies: I DON’T THINK ANYTHING GETS ON MY NERVES MORE THAN WHEN PEOPLE ARE UNNECESSARILY RUDE IT ANNOYS ME ENOUGH WHEN YOU’RE RUDE ABOUT PASSIONATE SUBJECTS AND OPINIONS AND WHATEVER, BUT WHEN YOU’RE RUDE TO SOMEBODY SEEMINGLY FOR THE FACT THAT THEY’RE BREATHING I JUST KINDA WANNA DIG A FORK UP YOUR HEINY HOLE Sounds kinky. I really dislike when they get on other’s cases for...
psilentasincjelli: viveslavida: elastic-bands: I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind. This is the most stressful thing I’ve watched on a screen since the results of the presidential election
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
butts-with-bro-shades: mitunas-wife: hellfirehotchkiss: sheltymops: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485). POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S) JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST) SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY). ARIEL (1890’S) BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION). CLARIE HUMMEL Megara (Ancient Greece) Mulan (Ancient China) Tiana (1920’s) Rapunzel...
khaleesi-of-westeros: FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD
yazzdonut: deoxyribonucleic—acid: you see this is exactly why i have a huge fucking problem with the new cartoon
Eevee complete comic
triangulartriforce: Read from right to left <———
Know what sucks? this jaw infection >:C going on...
zimiestef: dirtythoughts: Trying to do math I thought this said “Trying to do meth” and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits WALTER you linked me to this because I’m doing math, didn’t you!?
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deathtosquishies: power-surged: olliescribbles: salticidae-dorkillius: hamburgerjack: It said 31 I’m 26 )8 Shit it said 29 and I am 29 I got 28, I’m 27. Our best guess is that you are 31. Is it close? To help us improve the system, please tell us your actual age 25. “Our best guess is that you are 32. Is it close?” I’m 19 going on 20 you son of a bitch Our best guess is that...
lisayum: There has been many things gone sour this past week. Let me cheer you up a little. Sometimes you gotta keep walking even if someone holds you back Even if it feels like we’re being wrangled. Sometimes we fail when we try. Heck, sometimes life stinks. And it’s hard to keep on moving. So calm the fuck down and think about life. Grab a friend. Or many friends. And take...
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.